The part about amphetamines explains why Ayn Rand is fucking stupid.
I rolled a blunt with one of those strips that are designed to test vaginal pH levels and I have never been this high and I have never been this in the hospital.
I am going to lose my fucking mind over Microsoft Access. Probably gonna fail this class because I won’t be able to finish all the work. I am never taking an online class again, and I’m gonna have to get this removed from my record in the fall. Hooray college.
I bought 85% cacao dark chocolate because I thought the bitterness would slow me down. Spoilers: it hasn’t.